Again from dayribesta. I plakal. Especially about Eisenstein and Kusturica. Cinematic If the first act of the play on the wall hangs a gun, the final act, it will certainly be fired. © Chekhov
If the film by Leonid Gaidai on the wall hangs a gun, every inhabitant of the former Soviet Union knows at least seven citations of this gun.
If the anime on the wall hangs a gun, it's a brutal robot transofrmer or Kawainui talking nyaka a vibrator Concerned sisyastuyu schoolgirls.
If the Negro comedy on the wall hangs a gun, then it farts and smokes marijuana.
If the film Alexander's Row on the wall hangs a gun, then it is hidden "Death Koshcheeva.
If the movie Paul Lungina rifle hanging on the wall, it reminds of the mysterious Russian soul
If a film by Alfred Hichhoka hanging on the wall gun, it all kind pumps suspense.
If a film by David Lynch on the wall hangs a gun, it shoots in the middle, which should imply that it was shot in the beginning, although we know it at the very end. And it killed Laura Palmer.
If a film by Sergei Eisenstein on the wall hangs a gun, then Eisenstein to anybody and never shot a gun hanging on the wall.
If a film by Takeshi Kitano, on the wall hangs a gun, the connoisseur of Japanese culture can be noted it hangs all the rules of Kabuki theater.
If Quentin Tarantino on the wall hangs a gun, it shoots in bursts and toxic explosive ammunition.
If the movie Rodriguez on the wall hangs a gun, it shoots bursts, which are two times longer than Tarantino, poison twice as poisonous, and breaks in two time is discontinuous.
If the film by Valeria Gai Germanika on the wall hangs a gun, then it smokes, drinks, use foul language and making abortions.
If the film the Wachowski brothers on the wall hangs a gun, then it is not. As well, and the wall.
If a film by Stanley Kubrick on the wall hangs a gun, then it will slowly float in the frame to the music of Richard Strauss.
If the TV series "Streets of Broken Lights" hangs on the wall of the gun, then it hangs two "grouse."
If Woody Allen on the wall hangs a gun then the movie will definitely be some subtle ironic joke about Chekhov and Jews. And probably just about the Jews.
If the film by Jim Jarmusch on the wall hangs a gun, it just hangs there. It does not symbolize anything, it means nothing, leave the gun alone!
If a film by David Fincher on the wall hangs two guns, then in the end it will be a shotgun.
If a film by Lars von Trier on the wall hangs a gun, it does not hang on the wall, and drawn in chalk on the floor.
If the movie Guy Ritchie is hanging on the wall of a gun, would follow biographical insert, from which we learn that this guy was and where he has undertaken such a strange nickname - "Shotgun".
If the film by Kira Muratova rifle hanging on the wall, then (a languid and pathetic voice) powder has long been dampened ...
If the film by Pedro Almodovar on the wall hangs a gun, then he has the AIDS patient's father, a transvestite prostitute in a coma. And that's fine.
If Tim Burton's film on the wall hangs a gun, it is Johnny Depp.
If James Cameron on the wall hangs a gun, then shooting the gun in different angles and computer special effects scene with a gun on the wall had spent about $ 50 million.
If the film by Nikita Mikhalkov (early) on the wall hanging the gun, the final act, it must necessarily shoot because it's film adaptation of Chekhov's
If the film by Andrei Tarkovsky on the wall hangs a gun it will be removed 17 minutes, a plan and a sepia.
If a film by Peter Jackson on the wall hangs a gun, then it is out of mithril.
If the movie with Steven Segal on the wall hangs a gun, then the bad guys will not have time to even look at him.
If a Tinto Brass film on the wall hangs a gun, then you have no idea In what place it is at the end.
If a film by Federico Felin on the wall hangs a gun, then at the end of the dwarf-clown will cut them a cake for thick women, cello.
If a film by Emir Kusturica on the wall hangs a gun, then at the end of drunken bears will dance to the music of Bregovic and shoot from it in the air.
If the film Fyodor Bondarchuk's on the wall hangs a gun, then Sergei Bondarchuk visleo it on the wall much better.
If the Indian film on the wall of the palace of Raja hanging gun it on a special mole discovers his brother, who all this time hanging on the wall, poor man's hovel, and all will be dancing and singing.
If the film by Francis Ford Coppola on the wall hangs a gun, then with his help someone make an offer that he would be unable to refuse.
If a movie with Arnold Schwarzenegger on the wall hangs a gun, then he was sent here from the future to kill Sarah Connor.
If the "Santa Barbara" on the wall hangs a gun, what with him in the end will recognize only your grandchildren.
If the film Charlie Chaplin on the wall hangs a gun, something about him obyazaitelno someone will stumble and fall face in the cake.
If a film by Jan Shvankshmayera on the wall hangs a shapeless piece of platilina, Grandma's knitting needles and a talking sock, then initially it will be difficult to understand that this and have that same gun.
If a Mexican series on the wall hangs a gun, then Juan Pedro wants to shoot out of it for evil Ignasios Jose Maria, but he will lose memory and forgets where it actually hangs.
If a film by George Lucas on the wall hangs a gun, it did not kill your father. IT IS, AND YOUR FATHER !!!!!
From comments to the post:
If the movie by Michael Bay on the wall hangs a gun, it is necessarily evil robot alien. Or a good robot-alien. However, the difference only in color.
If the movie Baz Luhrmann on the wall hangs a gun, then at the end ... it must be nice to sing, and perhaps tragically killed.
If gun hangs on the wall in the "pun", it is possible that it crashes over the Atlantic Ocean during the last seven hundred series.
If the TV series "House MD" on the wall hangs a gun, the cause of disease is a hero lies in it.
If the TV series "The X-Files" on the wall hangs a gun is, in fact, a dangerous artifact newcomers.
If the TV series "Babylon 5" on the wall hangs a gun, they will take advantage of tsentavriytsy against the Narn. Or vice versa. But to blame the shadows. Or Vorlon.
If the TV series "House MD" on the wall hangs a gun, the cause of disease is a hero lies in it.
Rather, the patient was kissing his gun in the area patronopriemnika, which previously had been smeared with poison unknown to science .. . But anyway, eventually the disease will be lupus.
If in the average Russian blockbuster on the wall hangs a gun, a few drunken new Russian obliged to shoot him from the honest cop.
If the average German thriller on the wall hangs his gun, then some psycho will shoot it at the wheels of cars of law-abiding burghers, passing on the autobahn at speeds of 160 km / h.
If in the average Japanese action film on the wall hangs a gun, it is very sad that the era of courage and valor have already passed, but to win the battle, we need a strategy.
If a movie with Jackie Chan on the wall hangs a gun, he cut down five of them prespeshnikov Tiger Hong Kong, surprised and hang it in place. And all this for a split second.
